Some times the bar hits you

I once I was at a bar. At this bar they had a mechanical bull. I rode this ride of rides. During this ride I only lasted probably 5 seconds due to the fact, I consumed numerous alcoholic beverages at a alarming rate earlier in the evening. Well when I was thrown off this ride of rides, that could only would be found at a bar such as “RAY’S COUNTRY KICKIN ROCKIN HONKY TONK SALOON” I decide well really fate decide for me to put me into a trajectory with the bar which in the end, ended up with me hitting it. So in the whole saying “Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you” it was me who had it the bar and ooouch did it hurt.